every time I encounter “grillpilled” or “I just wanna grill for god’s sake” I must return to this video, like a buggy JMP instruction that I have to accept will never be patched out of my mental firmware

remember club nintendo though? it was one of those things you presumed would never leave japan no matter how hard people yelled about it on the nsider forums. it started off strong enough in the US when I got a set of hanafuda that still look pretty nice on my shelf, but you could definitely feel the gradual decline as the status rewards devolved from a wearable mario hat to like, your choice of virtual console titles. japan felt like the favored child until the end (I imported the super famicom classic controller back when nintendo still sold old games like new games), but we did end up with parity on some neat novelties like the game and watch collection, doc louis’s punch out, and whatever this is!

since my coins always went to physical rewards, the only other thing I can impress on everyone with grillpilled ultra hand is that I think gunpei yokoi would have loved a wiiware exclusive waggle game